Saturday, November 8, 2008

"Ma, we done struck it rich!"

What does a rich redneck do? Like seriously. When you refer to someone as "poor white trash," they have to be white, trashy, and oh yeah - poor. So say someone who, under normal circumstances, would be considered poor white trash. They hit the lottery. Or they go to Vegas and hit a lucky streak on the slots. Pick a lame horse with long odds to win it...and it does. Somehow they get their hands on some serious cake. What then? Are they rich white trash? And what do they spend their money on? Pickup trucks? 3,000 cases of Coors? Really shiny sunglasses? A really big gun to kill deer, Black people, or anyone that gets in the way of their rudimentarily hedonistic lifestyle? I always hear about people in Hampden or Dundalk, MD (non-Marylanders look it up...it's on the map right before the end of the world) winning the lottery and I wonder how their lives change.
That's all I got for a Saturday.

1 comment:

jmariangela said...

They definitely can't let no FAT poor white trash women get on that because that middle section with no support will collapse. lol